Tuesday, 5 March 2013

Movie Review : Love Is All You Need/Den skaldede frisør (2012)

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Love Is All You Need

After the Denmark Incident, the Family had decided to boycott all things Danish. It is only recently that the embargo is being lifted and hence this movie.  This one is escapist fare for women of a certain age. It has a trite storyline, unlikable characters and gets by on the strength of performances.

Ida’s daughter Astrid, is marrying her beau Patrick, in Italy and their family and friends descend in Italy to participate in the festivities. All of them have some issues that will be addressed in due course of the movie.

Hairdresser Ida has completed treatment for cancer and is on tenterhooks about a relapse. She is at an absolute low - her looks are fading, she is edgy all the time, her children are leaving the nest and her cad of her husband is cheating on her with a younger colleague. Possessing very low self-esteem, she blames herself for her husband’s infidelity and pleads with him to not leave her, even after catching him red-handed in their own living room.

Patrick’s father, Philip, is a British businessman in Denmark who trades in fruit and vegetables. He owns a farm in Italy and is hosting the planned wedding. He is a widower who immerses himself in his work to overcome his anger and loneliness. He is immune to the charms of the women who throw themselves at him but falls for the simple hairdresser, his son’s future mother-in-law.

An assortment of supporting characters tries to enliven the proceedings.

Astrid is having serious doubts about the strength of her relationship with Patrick who is growing distant as the wedding date approaches.

Patrick has spent a lifetime trying to bond with his intimidating father and must come to terms with his identity, perhaps at the stake of his future.

Ida’s husband Leif brings along his scatter brained girlfriend Tilde to the wedding snubbing Ida even as their son Kenneth tries to fob them off in defense of his mother. Philip’s sister-in-law Benedikte has her eye on him and will go to any length to seduce him and secure her meal ticket.

These are meant to be foils to the leading actors, but don’t really add value except to clear the path for Ida and Philip to be together in a non-gross sort of way.

Super-suave Pierce Brosnan, who is aging like fine wine, appears to have wandered off the Mamma Mia set onto this movie. His gruff manner is the only indication that this is a different film. It is an easy role and he tries to bring an earnestness to his character but mostly sleepwalks his way to the bank.

Pretty boy Sebastien Jessen brings a heart breaking helplessness to Patrick although he wears out his welcome quickly as he morphs into the mandatory gay character. It is an easy way out for the writers to breakup the wedding and clear the way for the Ida-Philip story while also being politically correct and all-inclusive.

Molly Blixt Egelind is wide-eyed and fresh as the loving but naive Astrid. Astrid loves to take care of her hair - her roots keep changing color and finally she is all blond at the wedding.

Paprika Steen as the loud and obnoxious Aunt Benedikte brings energy to her scenes but she doesn't have much to do.

Trine Dyrholm is the only reason to watch this movie – she is equal parts vulnerable and vibrant and lights up the screen. Saddled with a weak character, she puts her big blue eyes and radiant smile to work, trying to depict Ida’s inner turmoil and bravery in the face of everyday struggles.

There are many questions left unanswered about why the characters put up with each other in the way that they do. The chief question though is why a professional hairdresser would choose such an obvious, unflattering wig for herself.  

There are better ways to spend time than watching this movie, but it is a harmless couple of hours and the Italian setting brings in sunshine, color and cheer to a dull day.

Tuesday, 15 January 2013

Movie Review : Lost in Thailand (2012)

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Lost in Thailand
Lost in Thailand is China's highest grossing movie for 2012. Three oddball characters face a series of misadventures in Thailand while learning some important lessons along the way. 

Xu Lang, a scientist, must convince his boss to grant him sufficient time to research and refine his latest invention - a chemical with the power to increase the volume of any liquid that it comes in contact with. 

Gao Bo, Xu Lang's colleague and professional rival, wants to convince their boss to sell this research to a French company instead. 

The boss is vacationing in Thailand and has agreed to go with the suggestion made by the colleague that finds him first. Xu Lang takes off for Thailand immediately, closely tailed by Gao Bo. Xu Lang is also in the midst of divorce proceedings initiated by his wife, who has grown frustrated with his workaholic nature and neglect of their daughter. She keeps calling up and reminding him to turn up in court in a couple of days, not quite believing him when he says that he really can't come this time.

While on the plane, he meets Wang Bao, who has brought along a list of activities he wants to undertake - plant a cactus, fight a Muay Thai boxer and visit a spa. He works as a pancake cook and is a bit of an earnest simpleton. Xu Lang tags along with Wang Bao to throw Gao Bo off his trail - but Gao keeps catching up with them. He only has a picture of a shrine where his boss is vacationing and drags along Wang Bao with him to find it, promising to help him achieve the tasks on his list. Along the way Xu Lang loses his money, phone, laptop and very nearly his sanity but he also learns the importance of relationships and re-calibrates his moral compass. 

The story is light weight and the movie relies on the chemistry between the characters to move forward. Although billed as a comedy, the only chuckles to be had are from the dazed expressions on the characters faces as they must come-to-terms with the helplessness of their situations.

Xu Zheng - who also the director - is adequate as the uptight scientist, Huang Bo is a decent nerdy, evil colleague and the charming, dimpled Wang Baoqiang fits the simpleton role to a T. 

For a debut directorial effort this is a really good movie and a pleasant enough experience although it doesn't quite live up to its 'blockbuster' tag. Be prepared to be assailed by thoughts such as  'is this supposed to be funny?", "was this really a $200 mn grosser?".

Friday, 4 January 2013

Android Wi-Fi Connect Error


I have had a tough time with getting my Android devices to connect to my wireless router. I cannot figure out if this is a router problem because laptops connect in a flash but I am inclined towards this explanation since I have had 3 devices – 2 Samsung phones and an Android tablet – struggle to connect with the network. I don’t have the energy to keep configuring and tweaking and testing the router settings – but it isn’t like one hasn’t tried.

A rudimentary Root-Cause Analysis brings up the following
  1. There is an issue with the router settings
  2. There is a problem with Samsung phones 
  3. There is a flaw in Android 
  4. Some/All of the above  
Now, one has better uses for one's time than deconstructing the mysteries of the wireless networks and hence has to come up with a quick-fix, 'dirty' solutions to nudge these devices into ‘talking’ to and connecting to the wireless. Needless to say, the router has been switched on and the network password has been punched in correctly on your device.

Samsung Galaxy Ace
There is a nifty, preloaded app called AllShare that helps Samsung devices wireless-ly connect and share media and is based on the Digital Living Network Alliance (DLNA). Simply create a shortcut to this app on your home screen and always use this to connect to the network of your choice.

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Click the icon on the Home screen, OK to connect, Wi-Fi icon lights up after connecting
Do not switch on the Wi-Fi from the Main Screen and then attempt to use AllShare - it won’t work.

This irrational sequencing of rituals angers the elves that leap from the Ace to the Router dragging behind them the diaphanous strands of connectivity that link the Ace to the World Wide Web and they will curse your phone and cause it to bear that Mark of Horror – the Gray WiFi signal

Budget Android Tablet
Things get a little tricky with the tablet. AllShare doesn’t work with it, so a similar app needs to be found – one that allows various devices to connect to a common network (your wireless network!!) and start ‘speaking’ to each other.

Thankfully, the very first app that I tried – iMediaShare– did the job. This app allows media to be streamed across various connected devices and also very brilliantly allows for a seamless connection to be established with the router/WWW, all within a matter of seconds.
  1. Connect to the Wireless network  
  2. Switch on iMediaShare
  3. Wait for the glorious Wi-Fi icon to light up and start flashing and the 'success screen' to show up.
iMediaShare Home Screen and 'Success' Screen on connecting to Wi-Fi
Sequencing is the key - if you don't follow my words of wisdom in the order as prescribed, then fully expect to be disappointed.

If you have faithfully adhered to what I have told you to, you can now partayy on the WWW with your Android device. WOOT! WOOT!!
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